HELLO TO ANYONE WHO DECIDES TO FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS MONSTROCITY OF A WEBSITE. I ( AUSTEN ONEMANCIRCLEPIT ) HAVE BEEN WORKING, NOT SO HARD, ON PUTTING A ZINE TOGETHER. OTHER ATTEMPTS HAVE FAILED,, MISERABLY. BUT, THIS WILL BE THE ONE THAT DOESN'T. AND NOW FOR THE MANIFESTO:



"I DO SOLOMNLY SWEAR, TO UPHOLD THE SANCTITY OF THE CIRCLE PIT. TILL DEATH DO WE MOSH. I PROMISE TO ALLWAYS KNOCK EXPENSIVE BEERS FROM SCENSTERS HANDS AS THEY STAND IN MY WAY OF MOSHING. I PROMISE TO SKANK OVER LAND, AIR, WATER, ANIMALS, SMALL CHILDREN, CARS, SANDWICHES AND HALF-PIPES. I WILL NOT TAKE THE BANDS NAME IN VEIN (UNLESS THEY ARE SHITTY) IN WHICH CASE THEY WILL BE CALLED SKANKS. NO ONE IS IMMUNE TO THE CIRCLE PIT EXCEPT JERRY REED, IN WHICH CASE HE MAY CHOSE TO PIT WHEN HE FEELS LIKE IT. HELLRAISE..."



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